My brother is living with me because he can't afford his own place. He would have voted for dump, except the lines were very long, and he couldn't get in to vote before the polls closed. (We live in a blue city in a purple state, and I hear this was happening in many such places.)

When the election results were announced, I wanted to kick him out so bad. I told him to contact Dump, tell him he voted for him and is now about to lose his home over it, and see if his hero could set up housing on his estates for people who lost their homes after voting for him.

He laughed. And he's still here because I just don't have the heart to kick him out. However, I've told him that if he mentions his "hero" in my home, he has 24 hours to leave. So far, it's working.