Der Fuhrer went down to Gehenna
His illustrious military career gone sour, he self-executed and found himself in the Hot Place Downstairs. The Man In Charge rushed to meet him and shake his hand. Der Fuhrer grabbed The Devil’s hand, pulled him in close, and seized his shoulders in an awkward embrace. The two men wrestled for a moment, each trying to grab the other by the pussy. When The Devil finally got a firm hold of Adolph's Little Adolph, Der Fuhrer creamed and melted into the Devil’s arms.
“You’re Incredible! I’ve been in a love affair with you for years!” murmured the man with the toothbrush mustache.
“I hear you’re The Bomb,” replied Ol’ Slewfoot. “Have I got a Deal for You!”
“Everybody Knows I’m the Greatest!” bubbled AH as he nuzzled The Bad Angel’s shoulder.
“So I’ve heard. Now I want you to show me what you got. Reincarnate in the USA and get the people to make you President For Life. You do that, I’ll make you my Main Money Man!”
A real estate magnate’s wife started feeling queasy in the mornings, like she’d eaten an egg gone off. Her baby bump belly grew bigly, like nothing the world has ever seen!
And in due time, Little Donny was born.
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